TMI Tuesday #150

What's with this girl? She goes from posting several times a day to flashing once a week!

Life has been exceptionally odd recently. I promise to get back into the swing of blogging soon (within the month) because I miss this coterie, this support group. Until then I want to thank everyone for the sweet and sassy comments on the last few HNTs; you all put a smile on my face and a moistness in my panties! Hehe.

I can't forget to send a very special shout out to J. He knows about the blog, the infidelity and he still loves me. Told you he's a keeper. ;) More on that soon!

And now for a little Too Much Information. . .

1. When was the last time someone hit on you? What went down? I'm on summer vacation from university right now so I've been doing an unwonted amount of partying. It seems that every time I'm in the presence of someone who's drunk, high or both, they either want to suck my toes or have me suck them off. Needless to say nothing goes down - except maybe their self-esteem!

2. If you were single and could be with any one person, who would it be (thinking singer/actor or someone famous here, but whatever)? I won't pretend I know any celebrity well enough to be able to say I'd like to be with them but there are a few I'd like to date - for example Angelenia Jolie, Christina Ricci, Johnny Depp and Marshall Mathers - and not for any of the reasons you'd probably guess. ;)

3. Have you ever had done anything sexual in your office or your place of employment? A lab I used to work at had a very sexy nursery room (for cells, not babies!): complete darkness with a groovy ultraviolet aura, cramped spaces and science, Meredith, science! But I never got around to making use of it. . . :(

4. Do you apologize when you make a mistake? How do you react when someone calls you out? If it's the kind of mistake that begs apology then yes; otherwise I'll just correct myself. When someone rudely call out a mistake I've made I get frustrated - even if I'm wrong - but I'll usually just say "Thanks" or "No, I'm right; look it up." Besides. . .I'm always right! =P

5. Top or bottom? Bottom all the way. But I can be a switch if J begs hard enough. I love to be begged. . . ;)

Bonus. How old were you when you first had a willing sexual experience? With myself, 3 or 4. With another person, 8. What - didn't everybody start out so young? Hah.

For more awesome science tats, check out the photo gallery at Tattoo Blog! Is this some sort of hint for this week's HNT? Maybe. . . ;)

/ser infiel.

TMI Tuesday #147 - "Out" Magazine edition

I've got some real-life stories to tell but first. . .how about a little TMI? ;)

1. What is your favorite song to have sex to? I'm quite the kinky bitch but I'm still in my 20s; sometimes there's music in the background and sometimes there isn't, but it's not something I've ever planned out. High on ecstasy last month, my boyfriend and I had a foursome with our friends A and P. Let's just say ecstasy, techno music and dripping cum make for quite the threesome!

2. What is your vision of hell? Honestly, quite Dante's Inferno-esque and I don't know why. My friends and I have a longstanding joke about who's going to which circle of hell and how they'll have to make new basement levels for cheating SOBs like us. Haha!

3. In the film made of your life, who will play you? Drew Barrymore. I've been told I have her smile, we share the same body type and one of her characters has my name - my real name. ;) Guess all you like; I'll give nothing away. :)

4. What is the one thing you most urgently need to tell your mom? Hm. I went with L today to get tested after noticing some possible symptoms of gonorrhea. :( I told her I just went to refill the medication I take every day for depression (generic Prozac). I couldn't bring myself to tell her I was getting STD checked; although I'm a worrywart who errs on the safe side, I can't have her even suspecting I'm a cheater.

5. What will be carved onto your tombstone? "[Name] Loves You."

Bonus. What is your drag name (which would be, first name: the name of your first pet; last name: the name of the street you grew up on)? Romeo Croft. Me-ow! Though when I do drag I use a completely nonsensical alias. ;)

/ser infiel.

TMI Tuesday #146 - romance edition

We have the amazing, hilarious, and sexy Another Suburban Mom to thank for this week's TMI - again, for the 5th week in a row. You go, girl! ;)

1. What is your definition of romantic? Even in just one's own personal dictionary, romanticism is a word of endless definitions, like "love" or "sex." Right now, romantic to me means being spontaneously thoughtful of another's needs and desires. When she complained about getting lost a lot in nameless-street New England, ASM's Hubman researched GPS systems and ultimately surprised her with a Tom-Tom. Yesterday evening, when I hinted that I hadn't yet helped myself to a daily dose of orgasmic pleasure, M sent some of his finest men - his tongue, teeth, and lips - to solve my problem. And later, J called me just to say he loves me, was thinking about me, and hopes I have sweet dreams while he dreams of me. That's all romantic. :)

2. Would you consider yourself to be romantic? I think I used to be more romantic back when I was still very thoughtful and selflessly giving, before I was worn down by years of "real" life. But I think I can still turn the romanticism on pretty well. Lately I've had all tasers set to "off" though, I must admit; it's my birthday month and I've been a little selfish instead! =X

3. Is your significant other romantic? In his own way, he can be on occasion. With the exception of the content of this blog, I tell J everything and I consider it very romantic when he tells me his version of everything - especially when it's a happy, unexpected truth like "I love the way your tongue swirls on my tip" or "You look so beautiful in that dress." :)

4. Have you ever chastised a SO for not being romantic enough or too romantic? J's been a little clingy lately, which I've scolded him on, but I don't think he's ever been at either extreme. I'd say the same for all my previous significant (and insignificant) others. I've never really been swept off my feet or treated like a princess; I'm very down-to-earth and don't like accepting gifts at the giver's expense, but I do fantasize about it sometimes! =X

5. What do you consider a grand romantic gesture? Have you ever been the recipient or giver of one? I suppose when I think "grand" I think large-scale, elaborate, and premeditated - in the not-a-serial-killer kind of way. I used to do a lot of dopey things to impress boys but nothing in particular comes to mind at the moment. A kid who used to "love" me back in junior high school once changed every class to match my schedule. Hah!

6. If you have done something romantic to get laid, did it work? If not, why and how did that affect your romantic tendencies in the past? Nothing too planned or special but I get frumpy when I get no sex in a hotel room I paid for or after a long night of partying that I got all dolled up and drunk for. =P

7. What is the most romantic thing you have ever done? Had done for you? When my friends know how broke I am and choose to pay for dinner after I've paid for them so many times in the past, my heart melts in a platonic sort of way. :)

I'm sorry if these answers were a bit dry and boring; it's been another insomnia-riddled night for me and I'm finally on the verge of sleep again! I look forward to reading your TMI when I wake up!

/ser infiel.

PS: This is hard work.I'm constantly revising my posts and comments so that my diction, syntax, and formatting aren't "me." And in my excitement over getting this blog up and running, I've almost linked J here twice! Ah!