Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Wednesday Weirdness #19

J's sleeping like a baby and I'm excited just thinking about wrapping my arms around him on our little bed. Tomorrow we rise early for the long day ahead of us - but first. . .

I know it's been a few weeks since I've played Wednesday Weirdness but this one has all the elements I can't resist - money, porn and infidelity theory. Play along with me! :)

1. Someone dares you to eat two cooked bulls testicles for 1,500 dollars. They're fried, topped with nacho cheese, belly button lint, lima beans, sweat rung out from a dirty sock and maple syrup and you have to eat it all. Are you going to eat it for the cash or pass? In the past week I've found - or perhaps exhumed - unpredicted strengths from deep inside myself. Though $1,500 isn't even nearly enough to cover my now past-due rent, I think I could find a testicle/lint/sweat-eating girl somewhere deep down. ;)

2. If you were not getting enough sex in your relationship, how would you handle it? Would you cheat on your significant other? I'm only sexually frustrated when J and I are apart in our respective cities - he in my home town, me in my college town. I'll sometimes masturbate to porn to curb the craving but when he's available I definitely choose phone/webcam sex; his voice and requests get the job done. ;) I've never cheated out of sexual frustration.

3. Would you cheat if you knew you would never be caught? Why or why not? In my mind you're always caught cheating because you catch yourself - cheesy as it sounds. I've never once been caught cheating but that doesn't mean the guilt doesn't eat away at me.

4. If you could get rid of any of the late night talk show hosts and replace them with anyone you want, what late night persona would you get rid of and who would you replace them with? Carson Daly has got to go! He was a bad host on TRL and he's worse on whatever they call his NBC show. I'd replace him with. . . Hm, extra Leno and Conan!

5. If you could get rid of one day time talk show, which one would you pick and why? Dr. Phil is an asshat and an idiot. I'd rather watch another hour of the news than hear any more warped views about psychology coming from his dumbly smirking mouth - because I know not everyone understands what a moron he is.

6. Where is your favorite places on the body to be kissed? Favorite places to kiss? Allow me to jump the gun and say my favorite place, by far, is the clit - if the person knows what they're doing. More PG-13, I love to kiss and be kissed on the mouth, nose and fingers. . .and clit and penis. D'oh!

7. Do you watch porn? How does your significant other feel about that? As a virgin I was absolutely obsessed with porn - the faker, the better. I prefer amateur and fetish porn now for the stronger feel of "reality" but I don't watch much anymore. J, however, has the largest collection of clips I've ever seen and I'll venture to say neither one of us is bothered or threatened by this.

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/ser infiel.


Amorous Rocker said...

Lol. We have some similar answers.

Phone/webcam sex is great when distances are involved. Thank you technology.

Glad you played. ;) Happy Wednesday!

Hubman said...

I love your talk show answers! "asshat" that's an awesome phrase- gotta remember that one :-)

Hey, what happened to playing the sex meme I tagged you with yesterday?

Vixen said... used a word I rarely see anyone else but me use....Asshat. I love that word. *snort* It's my favorite term of *ahem* "endearment" for my ex (AH).

I think you are absolutely right about the cheating.

Loved reading your answers. :)

Anonymous said...

good answers!
Doc P is an asshat royal!

Bob said...

#6? That would be my first go to place. There's nothing like a button that's hard and throbbing.

Ser Infiel said...

Amorous - I love how similar yet different we are; you're definitely one of my favorite bloggers too. And thank you for coming up with WW! It's tons of fun between TMI and HNT. Hehe!

Hubman - D'oh! I wish I could say I was sexing instead of doing the sex meme but I was sick on Wednesday so we didn't fuck. Patience, my friend. . . =P

Vixen - A fellow user of "asshat"! I think I'll have to make you a little e-gift with that inspiration. . . Do you have any headless or blurred photos of your ex? (Or I can blur them myself and laugh at his face all the while. Hehe!)

Sage - Truly!

Bob - I love the way you put it. . . You're getting me all hot and bothered over here. ;)